Cepherus

On Writing...

2009-11-02T00:49:50Z

Oh I need to spit something out where I can reference it later...while there seems to be an abundance of material out there sucking up the end of the world... I still have yet to see one with the following spin on it. Normally I'd ignore it and move on but I keep thinking about it so I may do something with it.

214 E.D. (End of Days) It isn't an exact calculation of time because what begins the era of "End of Days" is up to personal opinion.

A. Zendra - Current High Chancellor of the Legion of States, the new world order. (Similar to the government in V for vendetta, however Zendra is the true anti-christ.)

The Whore of Babylon:

The Whore is associated with the Antichrist and the Beast of Revelation by connection with an equally allegorical kingdom. The Whore's apocalyptic downfall is prophesied to take place in the hands of the beast with seven heads and ten horns.

In this version of Earth: The Whore of Babylon is patient 0 Cassandra who lives in New York. Typical prostitute, she is the first to contract the virus which is later referred to as "Pale Horse." This Virus goes through 7 stages over 10 days and is fatal.

I will have to review the Bible to go a bit farther, its been awhile.

It puts the Vodka in its mouth or it gets the hose again.

2009-07-07T08:02:50Z

So.. life is speeding up so here we go....

Joe

He has been through several tests as of late regarding his heart. It seems he has a valve regurgitation which may require surgery to fix. The Doctor visit today went well.. after the 10th or so test (I am exaggerating but still) the doctor does not think he needs surgery yet. "Yet" being the bad part. We may seek out a second opinion. Either way he has to wear a monitor for 30 days once the Hospital has one available. The whole irritating thing is that if its something that will need to be fixed... why wait until its worse? Its annoying and I know he is scared. Its hard dealing with something you can't do anything about.

Work

12 days left til I am done with ABX officially. I will still be on call until August 31st. Still... I don't seem to feel bad or good about it whatsoever. I keep waiting for something to kick in to tell me how to react to this situation but a dog farting in Iowa seems more interesting to me at the moment. (That was for you gooch) I will be financially GREAT once it is said and done. They are giving me 9 months worth of pay. PLUS unemployment...

I am taking a month off. 30 days, no worries, no work, nothing but getting up in the morning and sleeping at night... like real people.

Michael

Yes, Jackson's casket came through the Wilmington Airport... it was a beautiful thing with White Gloves imprinted on the top. Sad to see him go, especially when you hear his overall message to the world... it is nice to seem that there are a handful of idiots out there who believe the world will unite under a banner of Love and Peace...

Taint happenin sista...

Dogs

Mephis got his balls cut off... I know he feels bad because his empty sack kind of looks like a large raisin... I point and laugh at him randomly. Lexie may be with child again.. may have did the snip snip a booty call too late.

Other than that, If you are reading this I hope you are doing well.

Oh dear god I just realized... 10 days til.... (fill in the blank or you are not my friend)

Ok The Birthday Story

2009-06-24T01:07:20Z

I still don't remember all of it. Anyway, so the sheriff was here. The first guy came in he was listening and being patient so he was the "good cop". While we were talking to that guy a second Sheriff showed up and from the get go he was being a prick. He said something or other (what I don't remember) and Joe told him, "I agree." So the bad cop started going off saying, "Are you being a smart ass?!" So I jumped in and was like, "Hey, he just agreed with you" Bad Cops reply was "Do you want to go downtown?" (Which is hilarious because there really isnt a downtown anywhere near here) I was like "Go Ahead!" So he handcuffed me and put me in the car, I was trying so hard not to laugh, being way to drunk. So anyway... a few minutes later he let me out (after we mentioned we had a video camera on the front porch) and we went inside.

Why I love my sister.

2009-06-21T03:52:33Z

Clint: SKANK!
Elissa: bubby! happy almost birthday!
Clint: omg you remembered <3
Elissa: of course! I have a present for you
Clint: My wine bottle definatly knows something is up hahaha
Clint: oh god
Elissa: do you wanna know what it is?
Clint: sure!
Clint: is it a brown paper bag?
Elissa: Its a bottle of Skyy Vodka...YES! Well sorta it comes in a paper bag
Clint: OMG
Elissa: LOL
Clint: Is it sad thats like the best f'ing gift
Clint: LOL
Elissa: Nope not sad at all
Elissa: lol
Clint: I had to run down and tell Joe
Clint: LOL
Elissa: LMAO! So how goes it?
Clint: amazing atm!
Elissa: good...i just spilled beer on myself lol...it was only my first sip too! Im a disgrace
Clint: lmao
Clint: I already tanked 6 beers
Clint: and a bottle of wine
Clint: OH
Clint: WAIT
Clint: who is Eric?
Clint: He caught me off guard at work
Clint: lmao
Clint: He was all... why werent you at your sister's party
Elissa: That one kid that followed me around in high school...he was like in love with me and i kinda ripped his heart out and stepped on it....repeatedly....lol
Clint: I was all who the hell are you
Elissa: yeah he was there
Clint: Meh hes gay anyway
Clint: He may not know it yet
Clint: But Im sure
Clint: OH wanna know a secret?!
Elissa: YES!
Clint: I tested this
Clint: But
Clint: I am so good that I can tell how big a guys penis is buy looking at him
Clint: Its like Im the ghost whisperer of penises
Elissa: LMAO...uh thats good i guess...congratulations!
Clint: Well... its like you can probably tell if a woman trims her buff by looking at her
Elissa: um...well i try to not even look at the girls that dont trim there bunky...because they are normally nasty looking
Clint: True dat
Clint: Im so telling mom
Elissa: thats fine im telling mom on you! PENIS WHISPERER!
Clint: LMFAO
Clint: She should be proud
Clint: I mean hell you graduated college
Clint: big deal
Clint: I can tell if it really is a big deal
Clint: Ha!
Elissa: HA your face!
Clint: LOL

The Birthday Post

2009-06-21T03:26:22Z

Hello LJ.... #28 straight up.

Anyway, I treated myself to a bottle of wine today... its gone... but I have beer. I am listening to Joe and Alex arguing downstairs, I think they are arguing over someone eating Joe's left over noodles and something (he has a more diverse palette than I do). Anyway its fucking hilarious.

So in the past year....

I have learned a level of self control that completely removed all stress from my life. I mean all. Sometimes I feel overwhelmed but all it takes is a deep breath and I feel totally in control.
Every challenge that has come in my way has been broken down and dealt with.

A job that I love is coming to an end but all in all its a good thing. It will make me move forward in my life and not hang onto what is comfortable. In a way I look back onto the past four years and it resembles a sort of purgatory. It truly feels amazing to be looking over the edge of the waterfall and preparing to jump.

Life is going to be good this year.

Anyway this is going to be a happy Birthday, I hope everyone is well.

cepherus @ 2009-06-04T22:28:00

2009-06-05T02:28:59Z

I just hope they fix that RRoD problem. And.... wtf name is Natal for a console?

Weekend Fun

2009-05-25T06:30:36Z

Backstory: Joe's brother Alex has been living with us for a year. He is one of those Alpha male types who puts down anything he doesn't understand (which is a lot).

Saturday

Typical backyard music, fire, and drinking. I was not feeling that well so I held off on the drinking. I hung out with Joe for awhile and listened to the Reds game on the radio. Alex was off with one of his drug buddies at the Bar. Alex comes stumbling back at 11:30. I make my exit because I have very low tolerance for drunks when I am sober.

So everything is going well, I'm secluded at my desk for a little peace and quiet. The boys are outside talking, drinking, and drinking some more. Later on two guys come walking down the alley and decide to join in on the festivities. Everything goes ok for about 20 minutes. Alex had been picking at Joe all night, calling him pussy, fag, etc. Joe took it in stride because for Alex this is normal behaviour after a night at the bar. However at this point patience was wearing thin.

So the quartet decided to listen to some music, Joe grabbed a copy of the new Green Day CD and popped it in Alex's cd player. Joe put on his favorite song. Alex wanted to hear a different song, and Joe told him when the current song was over he would play it for him. Alex however had an audience and needed to show how big his dick was. So he kept trying to change the song. Eventually told him that if he tried to change the song again he will rip the CD out of the player and smash it.

....
Joe 1, CD 0

So after the CD was smashed, Alex start stuttering and flipping out and tried to punch Joe. He got him slightly with one punch and missed with the other. Joe grabs the CD player and chucks it into the fire. (The funny part is that a CD player burns better than wood, I was really impressed). So Alex takes a few more swings, not really hitting much. So Joe rears back and hits Alex "shattering his nose,"as the doctor put it, and heads inside to end the fight.

Now the two guys who we never met before are out there trying to get Alex going again because they want to see a fight. Alex being the "dominate male" he is can't look bad infront of an audience, even though at this point he doesn't know their names. Joe locks the door, and tells them to leave. Eventually after some yelling they do.

Then about 2 hours go by and they come back. Alex is trying to be all nice saying, Oh let me in please. I step in and tell him, I'd be glad to but the two guys he brought with him need to leave. After this goes on for a few minutes, I get bored of it and call the Sheriff. (Our town can't afford cops anymore HA) They all ran for it. From what I gather because they didn't get to see a fight the two guys turned on Alex and he got in a fight with them....

Anyway 6am, Alex is back this time more pitiful than ever. Joe wakes up, lets him in. Then we realize how good Joe got Alex, so Joe did the brotherly thing and ran him to the ER for some stitches and to fix his nose.

Moral of the Story
Don't fuck with Joe and Green Day.

(Yeah this sounds barbaric, but in all honesty its fucking hilarious... Alex has been in his room since this morning... To put things in perspective... think about a get together you might have been too with the loud obnoxious drunk who insults everyone left and right... add in a football jock attitude.... then think about how good it would feel to hit him in the face)

cepherus @ 2009-05-12T19:18:00

2009-05-12T23:22:10Z

I had the most lucid dream of my life today. I was in a room with white walls, very narrow. It was very light inside even though there were no windows. There was a stand there, the only piece of furniture there. It had a Children's book on it, Dr Suess I think. Anyway I tried to read it and realized the letters were upside, backwards... etc. At this point I realized I was dreaming and went on trying to control my dream for what seemed like 20 minutes or so. I was trying to concentrate to make things happen. Really cool stuff.

Damnit Blizz

2009-04-30T19:17:50Z

Giving me giant lock lovings to make me feel better about my class getting fucked.

Yeah I am slightly addicted to wow again but damn I love that sword

Hrm

2009-04-29T18:16:35Z

Found a new free game to play between wow dailies... www.freerealms.com come hither... the characters are pretty <3

cepherus @ 2009-04-17T22:42:00

2009-04-18T02:42:36Z

Its official my Job is finally coming to an end :D I can't wait

cepherus @ 2009-04-06T09:27:00

2009-04-06T13:34:10Z

Oh what the fuck... it was 70 and sunny yesterday... Today is 30 and snowing.

Seriously... Michigan keep your fucking weather.

I believe there is a conspiracy... the Detroit Illuminati have developed a machine that uses the living blood of Jesus Christ to harness a new form of energy called JC-Fusion. With JC-Fusion they are powering a machine (made in Japan mind you) that alter the weather patterns of North America while creating wonderful Belgium Waffles. With this technology they are causing ample amounts of snow and ice to fall in order to increase the demand of Detroit made snow tires.
Evidence #1

A symbol of the Free Masons... a front for the Detroit Illuminati, shows the target most assaulted by their terrible weapon

Was Da Vinci trying to warn us?

Prove me wrong.

The Tip...

2009-03-29T11:07:07Z

Everything feels like its been chaos this week. Work has been bad, Joe Joe has been sick... I was worried about a friend....

It seemed overwhelming...

But its a new week and I believe things are about to start falling into place.

(Now to get ready for work... On a Sunday Morning.... I know somewhere God is giggling)

And mmmmm

Grrrr

2009-03-25T23:22:48Z

I have a 3d Model animation with a certain point marker in 3Dsmax... All I want is the X, Y coordinates for the marker for each frame based on a 640x480 2d grid...

And google you are no help at all....

In other news... Its raining and I was told last night... "Well you know April Showers..." to which my reply was to stare at him blankly until he left.

Spring :D

2009-03-25T02:35:44Z

GoAT chazerson: I can see your mother
GoAT chazerson: on the end of my penis.
GoAT chazerson: Against her will.
GoAT chazerson: What I'm saying here? I raped your mother.
Clint: It doesnt count when you have a small penis
GoAT chazerson: :(
Clint: LMAO
Clint: god
Clint: that totally made me happy

Life is looking a bit better today. Just a few friend matters to get taken care of and smooth sailing right into the summer... right?

What the hell

2009-03-23T23:41:54Z

Seriously... how in the hell is my shit related to Chris Crocker....

I am owned :(

O...mg

2009-03-19T01:01:24Z

Seriously... that gives me a warm lil fuzzy feeling in the place where my heart should be...

Note to self... run over bunny on way to work.

A weekend of Roughing it and getting all manly

2009-03-17T02:30:03Z

Setting Up Camp :D

Hell yeah... Big man fisherman straight up!.... The Camo shirt makes it more manly!

This is Hooky... he is called that because he tried to fetch our fishing lines and got a hook stuck in his eyebrow... we saved him.... In all honesty I have no idea who's dog this is.. he kinda showed up and hung out all night

Just Us Chillin

And that is how you eat a hot dog like a hetero male....

Frolicking in the Tent...

I had a total Blast :D

cepherus @ 2009-03-02T01:53:00

2009-03-02T06:58:03Z

I am in an odd mood.

Not to say that its bad. It feels like life has slowed down, just enough that I am in touch with things.

I love it, but tomorrow I will wake up, life will take a look at me, smile, and go off running again.

Still these hours of illuminating peace are welcome while they are here.

I feel good.

Bleh

2009-02-14T00:15:59Z

Meh.. laying people off

The list I will never let die.....

2009-02-03T20:41:58Z

Goochy Limmerick list <3 The legacy continues

http://thrashntrash.com/thrash/index.php?topic=24.0

I feel slightly normal...

2009-02-02T02:19:56Z

So... Life has been one of those "Put your head down and plow through it" kind of things for me lately. Mostly it has been work related. I have not been laid off...yet. Part of me wants it over so I can move on, the other part wants to stay and continue doing a job I really love. I had a supervisor that Ive worked for nearly two years. We clicked well together and complimented each other's strengths and weaknesses. We made a great team. He was laid off two weeks ago.

The new boss isn't that bad, its just difficult for me to adjust but I'm hanging in there.

Well Chaz is gone, things seem quiet. The visit was great I just still feel bad I didn't get to spend any real time with him. We did get some good quality in there here and there but I still feel it was lacking on my part.

However today I feel good... relaxed... and in control.

This is who I am.

This is where I am.

This is what is supposed to happen.

Time to make the most of it.

cepherus @ 2009-01-22T17:12:00

2009-01-22T22:14:19Z

Dear LJ,

The GoAT is not house trained. More on this later.

The Pee story

Early Morning WTF?

2009-01-11T10:10:28Z

http://www.mspaintporn.net

*bows*

K Im excited now :D

2009-01-07T02:06:57Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeP8Vf0gYq4

Howdy Gambit <3